six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My dick has a subreddit
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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