My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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