Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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