covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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