No awkward lesbian experiences without me
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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