their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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