I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You were trust falling into bushes
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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