I want to stick my p in your. b.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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