Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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