Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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