Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
