Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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