what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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