How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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