Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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