you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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