After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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