That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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