Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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