The maid of honor just puked.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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