At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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