she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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