You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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