spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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