Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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