i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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