i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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