One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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