Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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