Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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