laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They took my balls.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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