I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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