Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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