Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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