Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That's intense
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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