people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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