"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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