i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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