just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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