There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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