Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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