yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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