you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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