He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
