he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The ass gains better be worth it
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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