Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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