So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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