dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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