I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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