I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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