She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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